Dear SoTard (AKA negative grumpy bastard):
Thank you for your post and welcome to the forum.
I have a sense that you are making fun of this enlightenment stuff.... and I am miffed (spelled it right first time... whoho!). This is deadly serious stuff that requires years and years of dedication, not to mention the donation of everything you hold near and dear... up to, but not including, your first born child (definitely don't want kids running around).
You are obviously being supercilious whilst I, El Grande Guru, require that you humbly approach me with a sense of servitude to the daunting task at hand... the seeking of your true nature.
Soo.... sit down and TAKE ME SERIOUSLY... (is that a smirk or a chuckle, neither of which are acceptable!) Come on, own up.... responsibility is very important here... ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??? PAY ATTENTION!
Now see what you have done.. you made me lose my train of thought... what was I on about...
and WHERE ARE MY MEDS?
Oh crap, they just locked the doors in the institute... I'll never get out now!
Thanks for nothing... BTW,
Love ya, Jed.