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Title: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on December 15, 2016, 05:16:59 am
To anyone reading this, give it a try.

Instructions:

1.) If you are reading this and sitting down, stand up for just a moment and then return to sitting.
2.) If you are reading this standing up, perhaps on your droid, sit down for just a moment and then return to standing up.
3.) What is your favorite kind of cookie?
4.) Do you drink coffee?
5.) What was the name of your grade one teacher?

Do those five steps first. I will post Part 2 soon.

Love ya, Jed.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Frits on December 15, 2016, 05:34:25 am
And if I choose to not give it a try?  ::)
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on December 15, 2016, 06:00:05 am
Wait until Part 2.... patience Frits.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Frits on December 15, 2016, 06:36:40 am
Okay, then. ;D
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: DiogenesOfNike on December 15, 2016, 06:58:40 am
I like the way this is going...  ::)
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on December 15, 2016, 09:39:47 am
Actually, this doesn't apply to you Frits, so don't do it.

Love ya, Jed.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on December 15, 2016, 10:00:52 am
Geez... I screwed up again. I just checked my Instant Guru Training Manual and noticed it does apply to Fritz, but only on Fridays. Don't understand why, but hey, ya gotta go by the book, otherwise you ain't  a good guru.

Love ya,  Jed. (suggested guru sign-off).
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: alig on December 15, 2016, 10:14:07 am
Jed is pulling a prank on us 😜

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Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on December 15, 2016, 10:58:33 am
Only always...  are ya game?

Love ya, Jed.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: peacemaker on December 15, 2016, 11:17:45 am
He entered the office and asked:

- Is it here where you learn to be free?
- Yes, please sit down and wait

He waited five years then he stood up and left...
...and he started to be free
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: alig on December 15, 2016, 11:31:47 am
I'm all down for it ;)
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: peacemaker on December 15, 2016, 11:43:42 am
I dont recall deciding that I like coffee, and it is so hard to retrieve the memory of my teacher's name... what's happening Jed? who is in charge? I hope is not Fritz!
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Frits on December 15, 2016, 01:47:39 pm
Only on Fridays, Peacemaker, only on Fridays.  8)
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Wes on January 07, 2017, 08:26:54 pm
Define "soon"

 ;)
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Forum member on January 08, 2017, 02:43:42 am
Yes finally!! It happened!! Jed, can you please confirm?
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: oat dog on January 16, 2017, 05:20:30 pm
Here goes:

1.) I can't sit up 'cause my cat is sleeping on my lap so it's not really my decision
2.) no droids of any kind
3.) haven't tasted it yet I believe (otherwise a chocolate chip cookie)
4.) yes please. Oh, and just milk, no sugar.
5.) I completed my first grade in two separate schools but I don't recall any names

so.... where's the part two? And what about my coffee?
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: lynnth on February 11, 2017, 02:04:10 pm
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Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Midnight on February 12, 2017, 09:30:03 am
Haha, it works! That's great!  ;D
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: bro on February 13, 2017, 05:26:48 am
Who are the steps? IMHO all questuions only for ego. I can't sit, stand, drink, etc. I only can perceiving. Heh, I can't even read and write.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on February 14, 2017, 07:34:46 am
You provide Part 2.

Love ya, Jed.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: lynnth on February 14, 2017, 03:48:01 pm
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Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on February 15, 2017, 11:41:12 am
Enjoyed it immensely. Still contemplating it.

Love ya, Jed.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Nor on June 13, 2017, 04:09:32 pm
Was lying down.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Jed McKenna on June 13, 2017, 10:55:32 pm
 ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Lian on June 17, 2017, 07:09:59 pm
Nobody knows why they do what they do (the ultimate purpose), so they are all used or played.
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: Frits on June 18, 2017, 02:44:59 am
Nobody knows why they do what they do (the ultimate purpose), so they are all used or played.

There is nobody here doing anything and there is no ultimate purpose, so who would be using or playing anybody that doesn't exist for no purpose whatsoever?
Title: Re: Jed Rant: Free Will, Part 1
Post by: bree on June 19, 2017, 08:29:27 am
Bro .. i'm foolish enough to try all 5 steps  ;D. I'm game !