INVISIBLE GURU FORUM

Here goes:

1.) I can't sit up 'cause my cat is sleeping on my lap so it's not really my decision
2.) no droids of any kind
3.) haven't tasted it yet I believe (otherwise a chocolate chip cookie)
4.) yes please. Oh, and just milk, no sugar.
5.) I completed my first grade in two separate schools but I don't recall any names

so.... where's the part two? And what about my coffee?