Author Topic: Jed Rant... where are you in my new and improved 10 Step Program, 12 steps was too many.  (Read 2696 times)

Jed McKenna

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Dear Members:

Here is the journey, laid out for your perusal, plain and simple.

Step one: Realize there is a you in the universe,
Step two: Realize there is a universe in you.
Step three: Realize there is no universe.
Step four: Realize the is no you.
Step five: Realize that Infinity/Truth is, and due to it's unimaginable (infinite) structure...
Step six: Realize you can't know it, only know it ''is'' and it follows that...
Step seven: Everything has already happened, and
Step eight: Nothing ever happened.
Step nine: Realize that these step cannot be logically arrived at by a mind, primarily because they hinge on infinity and mind cannot grasp that, no matter what mathematical theoreticians might tell you. In case you haven't go it by now, there isn't a mind anyways.
Step ten: Go out and have a beer, some cheese cake, a nice flan or a cappuccino, kiss the next person you see in the dream and don't be surprised if you laugh you ass off. The Gods aren't crazy, they just have a hell of a sense of humor, and you are the punch line.

Am I setting you up to experience these things...  yes, I am, but I have experienced this journey, and, sans belief, faith, hope or any other story, I simply ''know'' it at an inexplicable level. If I can point and assist one more dreamer to know it, my job is done. You, the reader of this, are that ''one more dreamer''. You are home, and as Rumi wrote, knocking on the door from inside the house.

In the alternative, you can just skip to Step ten...

Love ya, Jed.
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mariam

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here i am, but am i?

it's all so intoxicatingly, indulgently, open and gratuitously splendid.

thank you, for whichever step you induced. i've lost track, and no longer care.

laughing in the living room,

***iam

Kova

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 ;D i love you.

İ couldnt find my own thread so i ve written here.  ;D sorry  mucckks..

Kova

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Why i ve said this, because i read your writings and some made me laugh. Öhmm soryy  ;D thank youuuu.

Frits

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Just one word of reply: YES!

Kova

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İ hope i didnt hurt you by laughing. İ lauhhed pickled cobra, it is very funny what i can do. There is a thing on my chest now and i am almost to cry. İ am checking what i did and maybe it is you . İ dont understand what you say mostly but sometimes i know they are true. Anyway soryy if i hurt you. And i will cry i think until this feeling dissolves.

Kova

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Ok i am better now, i hope you re if it is you. Muckss..

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On step ten just not laughing my ass off all the time. When I struggle for having enough to eat for my dog and me and pay the rent and being declared officially meshugge by government it's sometimes harder to not get confused by Maya.

I don't know if your job is done with me but so far you did a good one (:

Namaste
Kai
What is the next step? To take it.

Jed McKenna

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Thanks  kindly.

Love ya, Jed.

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My teacher always told me the final three steps were: proofread, proofread, and proofread. ;-)

Jed McKenna

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Proof reading is for pansies, my methodology is what ever comes is perfect as is. Spoof reading is more appropriate, because there is no such thing as ''proof'', but a good spoof can be fun.

To each his own...

Love ya, Jed.

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10b) when the laughter stops and you find yourself in troubles this means 1 and 0 swapped places and you're back at step 1. in this case run the program again...and again..

it's an infinite game, 'after' step 10 is reached for the first time.
plus, there is no before and after.


Love to all of you!

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But, as I feel the need to write something down, just for Pete's sake (whoever he may be), let me address the question "where am I in your 10 steps".

I'd say I'm at step 10, or beyond step 10 more accurately. But I stopped drinking (apart from socially) and I live in Amsterdam, so kissing the next person I see would probably get this body of mine beat up or put in jail for sexual assault.

Maybe I'll start an Ashram and show the little unenlightened people the light? But I probably won't... I'm not really a peoples person and I don't care if they do or don't see the light. ;)

But for now I get up in the morning, do stuff or don't do stuff and go to bed at night, just seeing what's going down and noticing it's all totally impersonal. This is for a large part your doing, mister McKenna, hope you're happy now?!  >:(  :-\  ;D

Cheers, Frits.

Jed McKenna

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Yeh, who the hell was ''Pete"?

Love ya, Jed.

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That's just the kind of thing I would've said when I was delusional.

Love ya, Ted